Statutory Warning: I guess except the originator of this concept and yours truly, none of you might be able to decipher the carvings on the above mentioned piece of woodwork so plzz feel free to seek clarification through non-public display sources...
Hmmm....so this blog is for all of you critics whose "AK-47s"..(yaa u need to clear the use of this particular weapon in the literary warfare too...!!!) were pointing at me that the blog was getting too drabby n needed some liveliness...Even though i had initially chucked the idea of scultpting a verbal portrait of this flawless piece of divinitive creation, the creation of this very concept of the "Spinning theory" urged me on to not let this tale go unsaid....
So from where do I start...????It all started at a dingy but overcrowded basement of an architectural masterclass...(yup i really love that building..), in the midst of hundrerds of peanut- payed over stressed homo sapiens getting stuffed in an oxygen deficient zone, i noticed this slightly diminutive bright shining door from which for some reason i just couldn't draw my attention away from....And as time went by and his mesmerizing but seemingly benign peice of woodwork seemed to peck its way into all my waking and dreaming thoughts and engulf all my senses ....The door had been located, bells had started ringing, the wait remained for the Door to Spin open...!!!
Well about the door....It was just the type would magnify the value of any architectural demand it had to meet....Perfectly plastered, the door knobs as convenient to operate as you would want them to be, the woodwork just the kind tailor made to survive any kind of termites and any other timber damaging creations on this planet surroundings around it....It was this feature of the door that impressed me the most...Also how easily did could this piece of dwell in the subdued mountings of the one who at this point has no idea about when sense this blog is making to anyone...!!!!
But pretty soon one thing was made clear...that this door knew how to optimize the termite removal process by allowing a few powerful ones to cling onto it....The turning point came during the great Pater termite and Woodwork voyage to one of my conquered territories..( refer to the "Sport" in me n the most glorious conquest of it..)....when it was realized that just like the sweetest mango is recognized by the bird peck in it, the best wood is recognized by the Pater termite infection in it..!!!but just as the pecked mango makes it recognized as the most luscious, the infected blob in the wood actually makes it recognized as the most imperious ...!!!
Even though i knew all what had transpired, i still ignored myself to sight my eyes on the highly apparent infected blob...This was one piece of furnishing that nothing in this world could murkify in my eyes...be it brewery or termite contagion, it always shined real bright for me....The door I had started to realize was no good for me now, coz all it it would do was disseminate the hideous infection into all my existive spheres......
N then something good happend, I shifted myself away from the epidemized plagued lands to unexplored territories where where i thought I would be safe from all termites human rodents...Lest did I know that awaiting for me were larger, more malicious infectisizers who would sap out the entirety of my mind...(it did required brains to do the stuff....defying the common notion about my bread earning hours..!!) and body...(yaaa I started to shed more mass...contradictory to the though of those who thought it was humanly possible...!!) which led to the continuation blog of the TO BE CONTINUED...!!!
But one thing is for sure, that piece of timber work was as unique as it gets or it seemed so unique due to the laaargely unexplored and inexperienced carpenter in me...!!!!N i have also learnt a lesson, i will first look to perfect my carpentry n explore n understand the science of timberwork technology and only after developing a basic understanding of the wood work market n the diversities n the do's n dont's of it will i look for Doors to furnish myself...!!!!
Cheers....
P.S. I am highly indebted to the creator of the "Spinning Door" theory n this one's for u mate..!!!
3 comments:
haha...woodcutter!!!...chal I got ur point vaise, nice thinking vaise...hope u can write sumthing in a more direct way in the future...cheers!
door knobs..!!
(sorry for the miffy remark) but...lol...
yeah woodpecker, itna indirectly likhoge to ppl(except those with our level of intellect) might not be able to grasp the essence of the blog itself...
this post, very well articulated though, runs the danger of being misinterpreted by many of the regular readers of this so awesomely awesome, awesome blog...
chal keep up the good work, bye..
dude.....awesome.....especially the ending.....makes perfect sense....read the other posts as well.....4,6,7...thnk god u gt time to write abt stuff...and tht too on such varied topics....waise i hv to giv u credit fr my loosing weight.....even if it took only one chat to gt me into the groove....but still....nd clg ke baare mai to yaar jitna likho utna kum hai....u cn like go on and on.....and its like evryone cn relate to it....
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